"Listen to me babydoll, you gotta get your ass back in school. Yeah gotta go back to school so you can graduate and make seven hundred thousand dollars a year. You can be ridin’ around In a Rolly you know what I’m sayin’? That what you come back here in your big fancy shiny sports car and you pull up next to Diesel over there in his truck and he see how fancy and perfect you are and he realize you the girl that got away man. He realize you da perfect girl for him and we was too goddamn stupid to figure it out when he had the chance. Then you drive your ass away and you find someone else."
"…is this a ‘Sara go to school rant’ or a ‘you two are perfect for each other and your both stupid’ rant?"
"…it’s both baby girl. You both are stupidly fucking perfect for each other and it’s frustrating as all fucking hell watching you two idiots…BUT the moral of the story is go to school, get a big fancy job and a super fancy car (fuck that truck…aint nobody got time for that shit you know what I’m sayin’) and live your life."